I am pretty excited that tomorrow someone from the Geek Squad is coming to our house to finally set up my dumb ole' Time Capsule and fix my networking probs. I'm usually pretty savvy when it comes to electronics but that guy has me completely stumped. I have a list of questions and problems to be solved. I am keeping my fingers crossed I get someone knowledgeable and nice. My last 3 DirecTV guys have been Neanderthals. I asked the last one for a new remote since the marking have rubbed off the 7 year old one and he grunts to me "You have to call and ask for one, I don't got any." Yeah, direct quote. If my internet speed doesn't improve I'm going to lose my shit. I am one of those impatient jerks that Louis CK hates that complains when things don't go faster than a micro second.
Feel bad for me guys, it has been taking me on average 1-2 hours to load photos to my blog. I haven't had any success with uploading to flickr or youtube. When I'm browsing sites, I often get timed out. Antz had trouble printing wirelessly and of course he blames my Mac. I need to redeem myself to him because he IS NOT LIKIN IT!!
On a happier note, I found peonies at Fresh & Easy today, yay! I wish they were available year-round but their scarcity makes them extra special when they are in season.
I am 35 years old, married to the most rad guy in the world, Antz on Malibu beach on August 18, 2002 . We have added a lovely bébé to our silly lives. We bought our first house in March 2006. I received my cosmetology license in 2007. My BFF, Aimee is the sister I never had. I love to travel *particularly Europe*, throw themed parties, Nars makeup, the original Pippi Longstocking *Inger Nilsson* and the incredible Björk. I am obsessed with Michael K from dlisted, pinterest, farmers markets, my kooky *non-perscription* glasses, trolling etsy, mid century modern design, magazines. Good cinema and sushi makes me happy. Total gourmet food truck stalker. I am still learning how to bake, as well as a novice gardener. I am a serious brat about food. Acupuncture changed my life! I adore 1960's fashion, rockin' tunes, my Mommy is my hero. I just learned how to sew and I've surprised myself with my craftiness. I enjoy concerts but I hate standing room only. Hubby and I play coed volleyball every Tuesday, Put a bird on it! and I don't trust robots.
I am kind of a big deal. Beware, I fucking curse like a sailor!
I love making my daughter laugh and my hubby's kisses. I am an only child and our daughter is an only child and we are HAPPY with it! I like to go to Europe and complain about the horrible stench in train stations. I like to register for gifts, I like to throw themed parties. I like to go to tourist attractions and fake a British accent. I like to do the robot on the dancefloor. I love to have my forehead rubbed by my husband. I've been known to give strangers the "side eye". I like to read magazines and gossip with my bestie, Aimee, about celebrities. I have extensive knowledge about celebrities and pop culture. I like french fries a little too much if you know what I mean. I like pretty fonts and stationery. I like to wear scarves in warm weather and flip flops in cold weather; otherwise known as a walking contradiction. I like to spend my Sundays at open houses in neighborhoods I could never afford. I like to be the first to purchase a fancy gadget only to be devastated later when a better model comes out for less money (darn you Apple!). Anthropologie is my idea of heaven. I like making detailed travel itineraries. I just learned how to make mood boards so yeah, mood boards rock. I would j'adore to learn French but it's hard. When I grow up I want to be a host of a travel show *Samantha Brown style* and a celebrity hair and make up artist.
SPHUNK!!!
ATTENTION!
Ask before you take. It's just good manners.
Thank you for not stealing.
Here is my *overly ambitious* list of things to accomplish during my lifetime. Some of these are total dreams of mine that may be far-fetched but others are quite possible and I am currently in the process of completing.
Lizzie's Wild Ride
Things I have done that are pretty rad
Our Baby Shower
Cirque du Bebe
Olivia's Nursery
Olivia Lily's Weekly Photos
We took a photo of Liv in her nursery next to Totoro every week for a year
Travel is my addiction. I am immensely infatuated with Europe. I created this map *National Geographic Store* to remind and inspire myself to fill up my new passport!
My Map
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