So I am fancy now with this HDDVR and it has a feature that based on which show I'm watching it's pompous ass tries to tell me which shows I might like. Well just because I'm watching Ren & Stimpy I would NOT like Arthur NOR Codename: Kids Next Door. Wrong HDDVR, you don't know me! Have you ever suggested some Skinamax softcore porn? What makes you think I wouldn't enjoy some Three's Company every once in awhile?
Didn't you find the dirty ole whore Lana Shields desperation act charming?
I am positive Larry tapped that a few times!!
I watch enough Three Stooges, that's a no-brainer, right? You thought you were close but no cigar when you saw I watched *embarrassing large amounts of* RuPaul's Drag Race and figured Oh then you will LOVEMan vs Wild, that's the gayest show on television!
FAIL!!
So how about you take your Psychic Friends, poor sense of what entertains me and keep your opinions to yourself, Hmmph!
Alright, I'll admit, I'm disgruntled. I am not used to NOT getting my way so I'm redirecting my negativity towards an inanimate object.
I shall now drown my sorrows in scrumptious chocolate chip cookies, a gift from my awesome friend Kim *who I don't hang out with enough*
I am 35 years old, married to the most rad guy in the world, Antz on Malibu beach on August 18, 2002 . We have added a lovely bébé to our silly lives. We bought our first house in March 2006. I received my cosmetology license in 2007. My BFF, Aimee is the sister I never had. I love to travel *particularly Europe*, throw themed parties, Nars makeup, the original Pippi Longstocking *Inger Nilsson* and the incredible Björk. I am obsessed with Michael K from dlisted, pinterest, farmers markets, my kooky *non-perscription* glasses, trolling etsy, mid century modern design, magazines. Good cinema and sushi makes me happy. Total gourmet food truck stalker. I am still learning how to bake, as well as a novice gardener. I am a serious brat about food. Acupuncture changed my life! I adore 1960's fashion, rockin' tunes, my Mommy is my hero. I just learned how to sew and I've surprised myself with my craftiness. I enjoy concerts but I hate standing room only. Hubby and I play coed volleyball every Tuesday, Put a bird on it! and I don't trust robots.
I am kind of a big deal. Beware, I fucking curse like a sailor!
I love making my daughter laugh and my hubby's kisses. I am an only child and our daughter is an only child and we are HAPPY with it! I like to go to Europe and complain about the horrible stench in train stations. I like to register for gifts, I like to throw themed parties. I like to go to tourist attractions and fake a British accent. I like to do the robot on the dancefloor. I love to have my forehead rubbed by my husband. I've been known to give strangers the "side eye". I like to read magazines and gossip with my bestie, Aimee, about celebrities. I have extensive knowledge about celebrities and pop culture. I like french fries a little too much if you know what I mean. I like pretty fonts and stationery. I like to wear scarves in warm weather and flip flops in cold weather; otherwise known as a walking contradiction. I like to spend my Sundays at open houses in neighborhoods I could never afford. I like to be the first to purchase a fancy gadget only to be devastated later when a better model comes out for less money (darn you Apple!). Anthropologie is my idea of heaven. I like making detailed travel itineraries. I just learned how to make mood boards so yeah, mood boards rock. I would j'adore to learn French but it's hard. When I grow up I want to be a host of a travel show *Samantha Brown style* and a celebrity hair and make up artist.
SPHUNK!!!
ATTENTION!
Ask before you take. It's just good manners.
Thank you for not stealing.
Here is my *overly ambitious* list of things to accomplish during my lifetime. Some of these are total dreams of mine that may be far-fetched but others are quite possible and I am currently in the process of completing.
Lizzie's Wild Ride
Things I have done that are pretty rad
Our Baby Shower
Cirque du Bebe
Olivia's Nursery
Olivia Lily's Weekly Photos
We took a photo of Liv in her nursery next to Totoro every week for a year
Travel is my addiction. I am immensely infatuated with Europe. I created this map *National Geographic Store* to remind and inspire myself to fill up my new passport!
My Map
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